History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
( Napoleon Bonaparte )
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
( Albert Einstein )
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
( Abe Lincoln )
Obladi, Oblada life goes on... BRA!!!
( The Beatles )
IMAGINATIOOON!!!
( Spongebob Squarepant)
Ushi Van Dijk : What is your favorite position in the bed?
Ronn Moss : Doggy-style
Ushi Van Dijk : I mean, your sleeping position
Ronn Moss : Oh... Uh, hmmm... lying down on the bed...
[awkward pause]
Ushi Van Dijk : Sex?
Ronn Moss : We already cover that.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
( Jack Nicholson )
Japans Grapje!
( Ushi Van Dijk )
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
( Malcolm X )
Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.
( Ben Franklin )
I don't have time for hating people. I must pay my bill, clean up my house, my car is broken, etc. I don't have a time for hating people...
( Ms. Santoni )
Nothing in this world happened by random... everything is fated...
( Yuuko-xxxHolic )
I cannot rest from travel: I will drink
Life to the lees: all times I have enjoyed
Greatly, have suffered greatly, both with those
That loved me, and alone
( Ulysses-Lord Tennyson )
Louie! Don't be like American!
( Mariya Kukhtina )
Who is stopping you?!
( Sherika Adams )
To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damn hard.
( Carl Sandburg )
""I miss the Shire. I spent all my childhood pretending I was off somewhere else. Off with you, on one of your adventures. But my own adventure turned out to be quite different."
( Frodo Baggins )
"My name is Bunifa-Hanifa-Latifa-Sharifa Jackson... You hafta respect our sister name! Hey, Sonya!"
( Bunifa-MadTV )
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe says;
“If a good person does you wrong, act as though you had not noticed it. They will make note of this and not remain in your debt long.”
"Ehyeh asher ehyeh"
( Shemot 3:14 )
"You're an Asian, Louie??? I thought you are Guatemalan!"
( Mrs. Zimmerman )
"You're come back to Indonesia? I thought you are from Middle East!"
( Mrs. Heinke )
"I Like your hair!"
( Ani B. )
Kelsie S. : "I love Louie's lips! It's look so juicy!"
Me : "Hmmm... Is that a compliment?"
Ozzy : "Yeah!"
Me : "Oh, well... Thank you then..."
"I vote for Louie's hysterical earthworm!!!"
( Mike Lopez )
"I Loves you than I loves my mom, Louie!!!"
( Maddie )
"Louie loves Shark and watch Disney Channel!"
( Ozzy )
"DUMM DUMM DUMM, DUMM DUMM... A LOUIE-LOUIE!"
( Tyler, Eddie, Ms. Z, Ms. Kem, and anybody else who always singing that song when they saw me )
"You have a beautiful complexion and quiet hair too..."
( A Senegalese Gypsy Woman At ComFest )
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